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You: Penis Penis?
Stranger: No, thanks, I have a vagina and a uterus.
You: Really?
Stranger: It's true.
Stranger: I also have ovaries.
You: What's that like?
Stranger: It's a bit problematic, to be honest. Periods suck, but they're tolerable.
You: I couldn't ever imagine living in a world where my opinion doesn't matter.
Stranger: Yeah, it's quite difficult
Stranger: But we're working on it.
You: Making a lot of headway?
Stranger: Actually, yes. We're making progress. It's taking a while because not everyone gets it -- that we have brains that work as well as uteruses -- but we're getting there. I guess more women are realizing that it's nice to be taken seriously
You: Well that's good.
You: So is there a computer in your kitchen
You: Or are you on a Laptop?
Stranger: I'll say this, my friend
Stranger: My place is in the house.
Stranger: The house. The Senate. And the Oval Office.
Stranger: :)
You: A woman president?!
You: Get real
Stranger: I plan to be the first :D
You: You're gonna have to fight Sarah Palin
You: The satanist bitch
Stranger: OH GOD
Stranger: >.<
Stranger: It's not that I don't want there to be a woman president
You: Lol
You: Just not her
Stranger: YES
You: I agree
Stranger: Good! Besides, I could take Palin in a fight
Stranger: Either political or physical
You: Really?
Stranger: Totally.
You: What's your political affiliation?
Stranger: Well, I consider myself a liberal Democrat
You: Oh
You: so in the eyes of Fox News
You: you're a Nazi!
Stranger: Pretty much
Stranger: OH
Stranger: And I'm destroying the family
Stranger: Since I'm a feminist, lol. But nooo
Stranger: We don't live in covens
Stranger: We don't all hate men
Stranger: And we're not all lesbians
Stranger: :D
You: Oh please
Stranger: Except the coven thing would be kind of cool
You: You're definitely a lesbian, man hating, conven living, woman.
Stranger: ... you caught me
Stranger: It's all true ^_^ lol
You: Definitely
You: I can tell just by your first line Way up there ^^^
Stranger: Yeeeeah, lol. I'm not one for subtlety :P
You: You're probably also a huge slut ttoo
You: too
You: Because all girls are sluts
Stranger: That's true
Stranger: Except all girls are ALSO prudish virgins
You: Until they first kiss a guy!
You: then they automatically become sluts
Stranger: Mhmm. It's true.
Stranger: Because if you kiss someone, it's pretty much mouth fucking
Stranger: Which is pretty much real fucking
You: Pretty much?
You: It is mouth fucking
Stranger: You're right, you're right
You: Yeah
You: Who are you trying to fool?
Stranger: v_v Myself...
You: You've probably mouth fucked more boys than you can count on two hands.
You: Because you're a liberal democrat
Stranger: Well, if I'm a liberal democrat and a woman, and all women are sluts...
Stranger: Your logic is infallible, sir!
You: Well no
You: Because I'm a man
You: So we actually manipulate logic
You: in our favor
Stranger: Truthiness.
Stranger: I believe it.
Stranger: Well, I have to, don't I?
Stranger: I'm a woman.
You: Yeah
You: exactly
You: You don't have a choice
You: It's a man's world
Stranger: And I don't really want a choice. All women, deep down, just want to stay home and cook
You: I know this
Stranger: Of course you do. You're a man.
You: We know everything
Stranger: If you say so *unerringly sweet smile*
You: =D
You: Wanna be best friends?
Stranger: YES :D
You: I know it's impractical for men and women to be friends
You: without sex being involved
Stranger: Because men can't help themselves with their urges and all women are sluts, yes.
You: but I think we can pull it off
You: Yeah, exaclty.
Stranger: I think we could :D
You: exactly
You: I don't use Facebook, otherwise i'd link you to mine lol
Stranger: Awww :( I was just going to ask. Oh, well. We can just email back and forth -- alatari_elessar1@hotmail.com
You: christiankriebel91@gmail.com
You: I'm Christian
Stranger: I'm Christina...
Stranger: Holy crap. We were meant to be best friends
You: Seriously
Stranger: Well, new best friend, I've got to go :( But I must say, this is the best Omegle conversation I've ever had :D
You: Likewise
You: Most people just want naked pictures
You: It's good to feel appreciated for once
Stranger: Indeed :)
Stranger: Email me! :D
