Best Friend

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: Penis Penis?

Stranger: No, thanks, I have a vagina and a uterus.

You: Really?

Stranger: It's true.

Stranger: I also have ovaries.

You: What's that like?

Stranger: It's a bit problematic, to be honest. Periods suck, but they're tolerable.

You: I couldn't ever imagine living in a world where my opinion doesn't matter.

Stranger: Yeah, it's quite difficult

Stranger: But we're working on it.

You: Making a lot of headway?

Stranger: Actually, yes. We're making progress. It's taking a while because not everyone gets it -- that we have brains that work as well as uteruses -- but we're getting there. I guess more women are realizing that it's nice to be taken seriously

You: Well that's good.

You: So is there a computer in your kitchen

You: Or are you on a Laptop?

Stranger: I'll say this, my friend

Stranger: My place is in the house.

Stranger: The house. The Senate. And the Oval Office.

Stranger: :)

You: A woman president?!

You: Get real

Stranger: I plan to be the first :D

You: You're gonna have to fight Sarah Palin

You: The satanist bitch

Stranger: OH GOD

Stranger: >.<

Stranger: It's not that I don't want there to be a woman president

You: Lol

You: Just not her

Stranger: YES

You: I agree

Stranger: Good! Besides, I could take Palin in a fight

Stranger: Either political or physical

You: Really?

Stranger: Totally.

You: What's your political affiliation?

Stranger: Well, I consider myself a liberal Democrat

You: Oh

You: so in the eyes of Fox News

You: you're a Nazi!

Stranger: Pretty much

Stranger: OH

Stranger: And I'm destroying the family

Stranger: Since I'm a feminist, lol. But nooo

Stranger: We don't live in covens

Stranger: We don't all hate men

Stranger: And we're not all lesbians

Stranger: :D

You: Oh please

Stranger: Except the coven thing would be kind of cool

You: You're definitely a lesbian, man hating, conven living, woman.

Stranger: ... you caught me

Stranger: It's all true ^_^ lol

You: Definitely

You: I can tell just by your first line Way up there ^^^

Stranger: Yeeeeah, lol. I'm not one for subtlety :P

You: You're probably also a huge slut ttoo

You: too

You: Because all girls are sluts

Stranger: That's true

Stranger: Except all girls are ALSO prudish virgins

You: Until they first kiss a guy!

You: then they automatically become sluts

Stranger: Mhmm. It's true.

Stranger: Because if you kiss someone, it's pretty much mouth fucking

Stranger: Which is pretty much real fucking

You: Pretty much?

You: It is mouth fucking

Stranger: You're right, you're right

You: Yeah

You: Who are you trying to fool?

Stranger: v_v Myself...

You: You've probably mouth fucked more boys than you can count on two hands.

You: Because you're a liberal democrat

Stranger: Well, if I'm a liberal democrat and a woman, and all women are sluts...

Stranger: Your logic is infallible, sir!

You: Well no

You: Because I'm a man

You: So we actually manipulate logic

You: in our favor

Stranger: Truthiness.

Stranger: I believe it.

Stranger: Well, I have to, don't I?

Stranger: I'm a woman.

You: Yeah

You: exactly

You: You don't have a choice

You: It's a man's world

Stranger: And I don't really want a choice. All women, deep down, just want to stay home and cook

You: I know this

Stranger: Of course you do. You're a man.

You: We know everything

Stranger: If you say so *unerringly sweet smile*

You: =D

You: Wanna be best friends?

Stranger: YES :D

You: I know it's impractical for men and women to be friends

You: without sex being involved

Stranger: Because men can't help themselves with their urges and all women are sluts, yes.

You: but I think we can pull it off

You: Yeah, exaclty.

Stranger: I think we could :D

You: exactly

You: I don't use Facebook, otherwise i'd link you to mine lol

Stranger: Awww :( I was just going to ask. Oh, well. We can just email back and forth -- alatari_elessar1@hotmail.com

You: christiankriebel91@gmail.com

You: I'm Christian

Stranger: I'm Christina...

Stranger: Holy crap. We were meant to be best friends

You: Seriously

Stranger: Well, new best friend, I've got to go :( But I must say, this is the best Omegle conversation I've ever had :D

You: Likewise

You: Most people just want naked pictures

You: It's good to feel appreciated for once

Stranger: Indeed :)

Stranger: Email me! :D

Lazy Muggle

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Are you a Mugglke?
You: *Muggle
Stranger: yea!
Stranger: and wishing I wasnt
You: Really?
You: That's a pity =\
You: I'd hate to be a Muggle
Stranger: yeah, but I think my letter just got lost in the mail
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 15
You: So it's been lost for four years?>
Stranger: YES i refuse to believe otherwise :3
You: Why not try and learn magic on your own?
Stranger: totally
Stranger: it's not working out too well for me though
Stranger: lol
You: Really?
You: Not even a basic command spell?
Stranger: nope :(
Stranger: but I learned if you say accio (object) enough, someone will eventually bring you that object
You: Really?
You: Normally the object just comes to me on it's own lol
Stranger: hahah :)
You: That's what I get for being a wizard though
Stranger: lol lucky
You: I've been practicing a Patronus Charm
You: it's really advanced magic, but I'm sure I can learn it.
Stranger: duh
Stranger: if harry and half of dumbledore's army could learn it you certainly can

Ron Weasley's Cousin

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: BOO

You: Muggle, mudblood, halfblood, or Pureblood?

Stranger: pureblood, but i'm a weasley relative.

You: Really?

Stranger: HELLS YEAH

You: That's still a good pure-blood wizarding family

You: I'm a half blod myself

You: (blood

Stranger: oh really. which or your parents is a mudblood?

You: My mother is a Witch and my father is Muggle actually

Stranger: oh really. thats interesting... but you have the magical genes i take it?

You: I do

You: I'm in my 6th year at Hogwarts actually.

Stranger: oh i never got to go to hogwarts, I've actually been performing magic illegally... Eventually I am supposed to meet with Headmistress McGonogall and she is going to help me learn so I can use my magic legally and get a job in the Ministry

You: Really? That's awesome

You: I've been attempting a Patronus actually, even though it isn't part of the 6th year curriculum. I can't summon an animal yet, but I've gotten a shield a few times.

You: It's tough stuff.

Stranger: yeah. my make shift wand is from my cousin Ron's old wand but I removed the core and placed it in some apple wood from my family's orchard... it is surprisingly powerful even though it was not crafted by olivander, it must be the deep magic wtihin the trees and our family's estate... Yes I have never even been able to conjure a patronus, VERY TOUGH!

You: That's amazing... to be given the wand of Ron Weasley. Have you ever met Harry Potter?

Stranger: I saw him from afar at Ron's house when his brother was getting married but not for long, death eaters broke up the party quickly. Well I must be going and tending to the gnomes in the orchard or we wont have any apples to harvest. Nice talking to you and goodluck with your patronus!