Lazy Muggle

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Are you a Mugglke?
You: *Muggle
Stranger: yea!
Stranger: and wishing I wasnt
You: Really?
You: That's a pity =\
You: I'd hate to be a Muggle
Stranger: yeah, but I think my letter just got lost in the mail
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 15
You: So it's been lost for four years?>
Stranger: YES i refuse to believe otherwise :3
You: Why not try and learn magic on your own?
Stranger: totally
Stranger: it's not working out too well for me though
Stranger: lol
You: Really?
You: Not even a basic command spell?
Stranger: nope :(
Stranger: but I learned if you say accio (object) enough, someone will eventually bring you that object
You: Really?
You: Normally the object just comes to me on it's own lol
Stranger: hahah :)
You: That's what I get for being a wizard though
Stranger: lol lucky
You: I've been practicing a Patronus Charm
You: it's really advanced magic, but I'm sure I can learn it.
Stranger: duh
Stranger: if harry and half of dumbledore's army could learn it you certainly can